. We drive in parkways and park in driveways.
. Why do people get pets and have other people walk them?
. Why do young boys call little girls "ugly" when they like them?
. When people say they are going to be honest with you, they are going to tell you a lie
. Why does cursing always involve a mention of some body part?
. Copycats, don't they want to be originals?
. People who do not take daily showers - it shows and they smell...what are they thinking?
. The secret of successful marriage - is just that- a secret.
. People who ask you for too many favors - is not a friend - he is an opportunist and that makes you a ...sucker.
. Women who walk around attracting attention - know exactly what they are doing.
. The best advise an arresting officer gives you - you have the right to remain silent - you should!
. People who say they have a sense of humor and are funny usually don't and aren't.
. Guys do not like it when a woman thinks - it can spell trouble.
. You go to the doctor when you are not feeling good, and the first thing they ask you is - "so, what is wrong"..hello!
. People who litter are ignorant. Action no thought = ignorance.
. I do not impose my choice of music to you - so please keep your music to yourself. No need to share. Thank you.
. People who say they are cultured - have just read and saw it - not actually lived it.
. Adjusting to any change is 99% mental and 1% physical.
. Someone said to me - THE END is just the beginning. And I totally get it.
. Forget the end result - enjoy the process and the journey in getting there. Now, that is living.
. Death comes soon enough, why should you kill yourself even sooner?
. Nobody can take care of you better than you, yourself, can. Best advise ever given to me.
. Expect some heavy showers once in awhile, you get to enjoy the sunshine better next time.
. I can lay on my Tagalog accent on my english when a teller marketer calls.
...more next time..
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