Are men like computers?

This is just a fun list...and to be clear, I don't hate men. I love them!!

Men are similar to...computers because..

1. A newer model is just about to be released.
2. I need to know when to re-boot.
3. Low in memory but otherwise it works just fine.
4. I need to press "ENTER" to get anything to start.
5. It is ON but the screen is dark. What is with that?
6. I need to plug it in to get some power going through it.
7. Looks and seems to work perfectly fine, until I decide to take it home.
8. Back-ups are advisable.
9. They like to be stroked like the keyboard.
10. I could never understand the manual, even if I tried!
11. Oftentimes, it is hard to get a connection.
12. Most are indeed, user-friendly.
13. I have to be patient to get the hang of working with a new one.
14. Can't live with them, yet can't live without them.
15. They are handy to have around.
16. They come with features that I never use.
17. They are never fast enough when I am in a hurry.
18. They need passwords.
19. Lots of rules to the user but  rules don't seem to apply to them!
20. Lots of lost data, anyone?
21. I get days when I want to kick or throw them out.
22. Does swearing and cussing at them really help?
23. Their Operating System (OS) is more of a personal preference than functionality.
24. I need to virus-scan then occassionally.
25. Updating is required.
26. They crash!
27. Others get hacked so I have to make sure mine are well-protected.
28. Size does matter.
29. Power surges can put them out totally for the night.
30. They "shift", "control", "backspace", "insert" and ENTER..but "Escape" ..can come in very handy.